*My* cheesy commercial

*set scene*

1GAR accelerates as he merges onto I-75S. Out of his peripheral vision, he sees a Honda that he’s never seen before. In an attempt to get a closer look at this car, he changes 3 lanes of traffic and accelerates next to the foreign vehicle. He looks over…ah…the new Honda Civic coupe. After getting a good look, he accelerates past and goes about his destination.

*end scene*

I’ve often watched commercials similar to this and thought, “who *really* does that???” Apparently, I do…