A little character building about the 2 female co-workers that are about to be mentioned. Both of them are married, in their early 40's, not particularly attractive (but not totally unfortunate looking), etc. On with the story...
As I walk into the kitchen here at work, I see said female co-workers talking at the counter. One goes over to the microwave and pulls out a long, warm, thermal heating pad. She proceeds to put it on the other woman's neck and then around mine. Mmmm, felt good. As I inquire about the use of it, she goes on to say that her back has been hurting and that this pad makes it feel better.
Me: My mom had back surgery when she was younger and has had lower back problems. She had this long (about 3 ft), tubular, battery operated massager that really helps.
Co-worker: Well, I don't have one of those... I have a battery operated massager...oh...I dunno what shape...
All I could think about was a "female pleasure" device. I just wanted to run out of the kitchen with my hand in the air, screaming bloody murder. I hope to goodness that I am wrong about the "massager" she was referring to...
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6 comments:
you weren't wrong.
You know, I coulda really lived my whole life not hearing her say that...really...
LOL - Poor Stephen. Are you scarred for life? :)
Pertaining to this particular co-worker...YES. LOL
It's like a microwave... everybody's got one. It's more odd these days when you hear that they don't have one...hehe. ;-)
la la la la la...I don't hear you...la la la
hehe
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