Random Crap

The most disturbing lyric from a song that I've heard lately. It's from Tim McGraw/Faith Hill:
"I need you like a needle needs a vein."
Ew. Gross. I don't need *anyone* like *that*.

I saw a guy on a motorcycle the other day on my way home. It was raining. He was soaked. I felt bad for him.

On the same drive home, I saw a Toyota FJ Cruiser on the road. It has 3 windshield wipers. It reminds me of the movie "Total Recall" with Arnold Schwarzenegger from the late 80's, early 90's. In the movie, there is a 3 breasted woman. That's what it reminds me of. Every time.

Why do some people wear the same thing to the gym day in and day out? That is gross. Do they wash every night? Do they just buy thier outfits in bulk? I don't get it.

I feel like I'm in a slump. I don't like it.

Blech.

Why...

...do trainers at the gym make their clients do the stupidest looking exercises? Have *they* actually done these themselves?

A little Mary Jane Humor

Mary Jane was walking through the forest when a squirrel ran up her skirt. And Mary Jane just laughed and laughed, because she knew there weren't any nuts up there.

Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" And Mary Jane just laughed and laughed, because she knew the shark was never going to help that man!

Mary Jane was walking downtown when saw a sign in a fabric store that said "Felt, 10 cents." And Mary Jane just laughed and laughed, because she knew where she could get felt for free.

Mary Jane was playing on the swings one day, swinging higher and higher. Her mother came out and said, "Mary Jane, don't you swing so high. The boys will be able to see your underwear." And Mary Jane just laughed and laughed, because she knew she wasn't wearing any underwear.

One day Mary Jane was walking along and she passed a cow pasture...she looked over and saw a huge pile of crap with a fly on top, and mary jane just laughed and laughed cause she knew that fly couldn't do that

Mary Jane's daddy caught her reading a dirty book one night in her bed. Her daddy took the book from her, threw it across the room and gave Mary Jane a spankin'. Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew what page she was on.

Mary Jane was walking down the street when a man pulled her into a dark alley and started ripping off all her clothes. And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew her clothes wouldn't fit him.

Mary Jane pushed her brother into the pool. Her mother said, "You know your brother can't swim!" And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew there wasn't any water in that pool.

Mary Jane burnt down the barn one day, and her mother said "Mary Jane! You're in big trouble when your father gets home!" And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew her father was in that barn.

One day mary jane was on the bus...and this guy sat down beside here and started feeling around inside her bra....and mary jane just laughed and laughed because she knew her money was in her shoe.

Things that make you go...Hmmm...

Why does a co-worker feel the need to tell me that she bought a dildo this weekend? Is that something I really need to know?

Hello? Anyone Out There?

Is anyone still reading this blog? LOL. I *have* neglected it, but I'll get better...promise. Just a quick update:

Work has been busy.
Been training a new guy.
No one knows if he's gay or not.
I broke up with N.
He got too needy and clingy.
I got in a wreck.
Again.
The past year has been car hell.

Wow...that's about all the "news" I have since last I blogged.
Sad.
I guess there is something to be said for "routine" or "normalcy," right?